ROFL at the BBC text commentary for the man u vs wigan game:

2045: Cristiano Ronaldo beats the Wigan offside trap superbly, with Mario Melchiot playing him on, but he's flagged anyway. Are they trying to bring him to tears?

2044: Another rubbish effort. Hmm. Cristiano Ronaldo's free-kick thumps into the wall again and do you know what? He looks like he might just cry. Or is it only the rain...

2043: Lee Cattermole has made some brilliant challenges tonight but this time he gives away a needless free-kick 25 yards out, left of centre. Cristiano Ronaldo wants this one, too...

2042: Cristiano Ronaldo goes down after a tackle from Michael Brown but makes the world's quickest recovery and is soon back in the mixer. Good grimace, too.

Footballers = grossly overpaid poofters!

Wanna play some matches!!!!!! :D